TEN GREAT MOVIE LINES

1. quack, quack, quack
2. I fucking hate Pikeys
3. I was frozen TODAY!!
4. we need to tell people ITEM 9 exist
5. are you not entertained
6. SACK OF WINE!!!
7. I ain't got time to bleed
8. nobody put baby in the corner
9. STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!
10. hang on tight spider monkey

Accepted

I just want to start off with, this movie is super funny if you 

haven't seen it you should go see it like right now.

Character

Bartleby Gaines - Justin Long

Sherman Schrader - Jonah Hill

Glen - Adam Herschman

Hands - Columbus Short

Rory - Maria Thayer

Uncle Ben - Lewis Black

The Script

The script is great and the lines were hilarious and the improv was great.  The script

had a really good timing and it just killed it to awesome movie.

The Music

The music was awesome it had some of my favorite songs 

in it like Blitzkreig Bop and Let the Drummer Kick.

Funny Lines in Accepted 

1. College is for pussies
2. this place is awesome cause now I can finally get hepatitis
3. what are you
4. Holy balls
5. Battle Royale
6. this kitchen is bitchen
7. buyers and sellers, pimps and whores
8. I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed
9. great the birthplace of crack 
10. you break your penis they only fix vaginas

The theme was great who wouldn't want to create their own college i would just saying.  Just thinking about it is super hilarious and mystical!!

Snatch

Characters

Mickey O' Neil - Brad Pitt

Brick Top - Alan Ford

Tommy - Stephen Graham

Turkish - Jason Statham

Bullet-Tooth Tony - Vinnie Jones

Tyrone - Ade

Avi - Dennis Farina

Doug The Head - Mike Reid

Franky Four Fingers - Benicio Del Toro

Vinny - Robbie Gee

Gorgeous Gorge - Adam Fogerty

Sol - Lennie James

Boris the Blade - Rad Sherbedgia

The Plot

The opening of the film was great it pulled me into the movie pretty fast.  It introduced the characters super well you can't miss it everyone you see, it tells you who they are.  The setup was great on what the characters normally do in there lives.  I can tell you there is a lot of twist and turns, but they pulled it off very nicely.  The climaxes and resolution are super crazy and I think a bit funny, but well done.

The Script

Oh man, the script was amazing the dialog is just well thought of some of the stuff I heard was brilliant.  When or if I make a movie or short film I want it to have a script as good as this one.

The music

Umm, the music was good some of it I never heard of some of them, but the music was good, super great for the movie of course.

The Good Things

Now I know not to mess with or deal with Pikeys I wish I could talk like them if you haven't seen the movie you will have no idea what a Pikey is.  The action and fight scenes and the dialog was awesome.  I liked that there was a lot going on it was sort of a Pulp Fiction feel to it the director to Snatch didn't make Pulp Fiction.

Favorite Lines from the movie

1. I fucking hate pikeys
2. Oh, you bastard
3. so that's the kind of fight it'll be
4. Cheeky Bastard
5. and it's worth, fuck-all
6. It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent
7. I'm sweet enough
8. Tyrone you silly fat bastard
9. Hope this isn't a bad moment
10. In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?
11. Want to see if I have the minerals

Ten Great Movie Lines

1.) I know kung fu (The Matrix)
2.) I fucking hate Pikeys (Snatch)
3.) This is are land!!! (AVATAR)
4.) Your not in Kansas anymore (AVATAR)
5.) That's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb (Pineapple Express)
6.) Ladies, ladies Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizouse! (Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back)
7.) Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy because Kansas is going by by (The Matrix)
8.) I am Mclovin (Superbad)
9.) Do you feel that I'm mind fucking you right now (Get Him to the Greek)
10.) I hope your wearing a condom because I have a dirty mind (Get Him to the Greek)