MY TOP 10 Nicolas Cage MOVIES

1. The Sorcerer's Apprentice
2. Gone in Sixty Seconds
3. Lord of War
4. The Weather Man
5. National Treasure
6. World Trade Center
7. Con Air
8. Face Off
9. Kick-Ass
10. Knowing

MY TOP 10 Jackie Chan MOVIES

1. New Police Story
2. Shanghi Knights
3. Shanghi Noon
4. Rush Hour
5. Mr. Nice Guy
6. Rumble in the Bronx
7. Jackie Chan's First Strike
8. Around the World in 80 Days
9. The Legend of Drunken Master
10. Operation Condor

Get Him to the Greek

CHARACTERS

Aldous Snow - Russell Brand

Jackie Q - Rose Byrne

Jonathan Snow - Colm Meaney

Aaron Green - Jonah Hill

Daphne Binks - Elisabeth Moss

Sergio - Sean Combs

Sarah Marshall - Kristen Bell

Aldous Snow(Russell Brand)- is a British rockstar and he goes on this journey were he made one bad record called African Child which is his worst record and he doesn't know it yet that he's going to have a comeback and he's having a relationship and a drug problem that he is going through on this epic journey and he just needs a friend to help him and not be an enabler to him.

Jackie Q(Rose Byrne)- is a singer and married to Aldous and later leaves him and goes out with the drummer from Metallica and she takes care of Aldous and her son.

Aaron Green(Jonah Hill)- works for a record company as intern and he gives his hiss boss Sergio an idea lets get Aldous Snow to do a ten year anniversary at the Greek Theater.  Sergio has him go to the U.K. to pick him and take him to the Greek little did he know that he was gonna have the best time of his life and he goes on a 3 day party spree and still have to try to make it to the Greek in time and time is not on his side.

Daphne Binks(Elisabeth Moss)- is Aaron's girlfriend and she works for a hospital as a nurse and she gets a job offer in Washington and she wants to move there and Aaron and her get into an argument and they test the strength of their relationship when they sort of break up.

Sergio(Sean Combs)- is Aaron's boss and he's really demanding and Aaron gives him the idea of get Aldous Snow to the Greek and Sergio shoots it down and then later puts him charge of getting Aldous Snow to the Greek.  Sergio loves to mind fuck and he also becomes Jeffrey if you haven't seen this movie yet then you will not know what I'm talking about when i say he becomes Jeffrey.

THE JEFFREY(Himself)- is just the nice blowk down the road no ones afraid of jeffrey but the one thing I know about Jeffrey he has a gun.

LINES

1. You all arrrrrre fucked
2. This is your fucking moment! You only get one moment in life!
3. I'm mond fucking you right now.  I'm mind fucking the shit out of you.
4. I hope you're wearing a condom, cause I have a dirty mind.
5. Feel free to bring Professor Snape.
6. I'm so shit faced!
7. Yeah, I would... kiss her face.
8. I need you to put this in your bottom hole.
9. Why does it have balls!
10. I think I've just been raped.
11. That's Jeffrey's gun.
12. I'm ALIVE!!!
13. This adrenaline's crazy! I've never run so fast in my life!
14. This is the longest hallway of all time!
15. Where are my boxers?

                            The music it was awesome the music they had for this

                            movie it just all fits so well seeing how almost all of 

                            the music was song by Russell Brand.

The message that I got from this film was never give up and enjoy life and your loved ones and help friends get off drug and don't be enablers because enabling doesn't help anybody and don't run into the Jeffrey.

I just want to say If you haven't seen this movie you should and if your a fan of Russell Brand and Jonah hill like I am and you still haven't seen this film yet you are missing out it pulled off the same outrageous humor from Superbad when it first came out and if you thought that was funny you will fall over and laugh your face off I'm gonna say Apatow did it again and thanks for a gut buster movie.

Thanks for reading

Adam Carder

I Love You, Man

Characters

                                               Peter Klaven - Paul Rudd

                                               Zoey Rice - Rashida Jones

                                               Hailey - Sarah Burns

                                               Denise - Jaime Pressly

                                               Barry - Jon Farreau

                                               Joyce Klaven - Jane Curtin

                                               Oswald Klaven - J.K. Simmons

                                               Robbie Klaven - Andy Samberg

                                               Sydney Fife - Jason Segel

Peter Klaven(Paul Rudd)-is a guy that pretty much grew up not having any real guy friends he was more of the boyfriend guy he just had girlfriends and just really never made a true best friend and he starts to realize that his family and girlfriend are talking about if we get married he wouldn't have a best man so he goes on bro dates which is a funny journey then at an open house he meets Sydney Fife and become friends and Sydney tries to show Peter what a man should do and how to have fun with his life instead of being so up tight.

Zoey Rice(Rashida Jones)-is Peter's girlfriend, she owns her own business with her two friends. She just wants Peter to be happy and have more friends. She always tells her friends her and Peter's secret like their first time and other sex stories.

Sydney Fife(Jason Segel)-is just the ultimate best friend the dude is just cool I would hangout with this dude. He becomes Peters friend and opens peter up and let loose and just live life and don't take any crap and stand up for himself.

Denise(Jaime Pressly)-she is business partners with Zoey and Hailey and she is married to Barry. Her and him always argue and have loud make up sex you never see it happen but you will hear about it.

Barry(Jon Farreau)-is married to Denise and the funny thing about him is that he always claims he hasn't seen or met Peter in his life super funny. (big fan of Jon Farreau)

Hailey(Sarah Burns)-is business partners with Zoey and Denise. She always pictures Denise and barry having sex. Hailey tries to go out with Sydney but she is his nightmare but a delight. (Inside joke if you haven't seen the movie)

Robbie Klaven(Andy Samberg)-is Peters gay brother and Peter comes to him for help to set him up on some bro dates to try and find him a friend so he might be his best man one day.

Joyce Klaven(Jane Curtin)-Peter and Robbie's mother and she tries to set Peter up with some of her friends sons and the one she sets him up with just so happens to be gay. She is also Peter's best friend from what Zoey says to her girlfriends.

Oswald Klaven(J.K. Simmons)-Peter and Robbie's father and is an honorary gay member now and he has two friends Hank Mardukas for 20 years and Robbie. (J.K. Simmons is amazing)

Some of the actors and actresses are my favs like Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Jon Farreau, Andy Samberg, J.K. Simmons, and Jaime Pressly I've seen most of their stuff.

The Lines

1. It's true. Dad loves the gays.
2. What the shit is he looking at?
3. I gotta get some fucking friends.
4. Totally, and it smells like fart.
5. Man, no laj between the vag?
6. Slap the bass big time.
7. Suck it Gill!
8. There were tons of guys that were licking each other's basses.
9. this is my nightmare!
10. Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno!

The music in this movie was mostly Rush which is not a problem I am now a Rush fan their music is the best and Jason Segel and Paul Rudd when they jam out to it made it super awesome the best parts too.

The Plot

It hooked me into the movie pretty fast even though it didn't take much for me since I'm fans of Paul Rudd and Jason Segel but It introduces the characters pretty steadily not to slow or not so fast just perfect.  The people that played the parts in the movie was perfect they looked believable like they might be people out in the world just like this.  If you haven't seen this movie I totally recommend this film it could change your life.

Thanks for reading

Adam Carder

TEN MOVIES YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE THIS MONTH

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Grown Ups
3. Bad Boys
4. Bad Boys 2
5. The Green Mile
6. Shooter
7. Fight Club
8. Alpha Dog
9. Wedding Crashers
10. Domino

I Love You, Man

TEN GREAT MOVIE LINES

1. quack, quack, quack
2. I fucking hate Pikeys
3. I was frozen TODAY!!
4. we need to tell people ITEM 9 exist
5. are you not entertained
6. SACK OF WINE!!!
7. I ain't got time to bleed
8. nobody put baby in the corner
9. STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!
10. hang on tight spider monkey

Accepted

I just want to start off with, this movie is super funny if you 

haven't seen it you should go see it like right now.

Character

Bartleby Gaines - Justin Long

Sherman Schrader - Jonah Hill

Glen - Adam Herschman

Hands - Columbus Short

Rory - Maria Thayer

Uncle Ben - Lewis Black

The Script

The script is great and the lines were hilarious and the improv was great.  The script

had a really good timing and it just killed it to awesome movie.

The Music

The music was awesome it had some of my favorite songs 

in it like Blitzkreig Bop and Let the Drummer Kick.

Funny Lines in Accepted 

1. College is for pussies
2. this place is awesome cause now I can finally get hepatitis
3. what are you
4. Holy balls
5. Battle Royale
6. this kitchen is bitchen
7. buyers and sellers, pimps and whores
8. I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed
9. great the birthplace of crack 
10. you break your penis they only fix vaginas

The theme was great who wouldn't want to create their own college i would just saying.  Just thinking about it is super hilarious and mystical!!

Snatch

Characters

Mickey O' Neil - Brad Pitt

Brick Top - Alan Ford

Tommy - Stephen Graham

Turkish - Jason Statham

Bullet-Tooth Tony - Vinnie Jones

Tyrone - Ade

Avi - Dennis Farina

Doug The Head - Mike Reid

Franky Four Fingers - Benicio Del Toro

Vinny - Robbie Gee

Gorgeous Gorge - Adam Fogerty

Sol - Lennie James

Boris the Blade - Rad Sherbedgia

The Plot

The opening of the film was great it pulled me into the movie pretty fast.  It introduced the characters super well you can't miss it everyone you see, it tells you who they are.  The setup was great on what the characters normally do in there lives.  I can tell you there is a lot of twist and turns, but they pulled it off very nicely.  The climaxes and resolution are super crazy and I think a bit funny, but well done.

The Script

Oh man, the script was amazing the dialog is just well thought of some of the stuff I heard was brilliant.  When or if I make a movie or short film I want it to have a script as good as this one.

The music

Umm, the music was good some of it I never heard of some of them, but the music was good, super great for the movie of course.

The Good Things

Now I know not to mess with or deal with Pikeys I wish I could talk like them if you haven't seen the movie you will have no idea what a Pikey is.  The action and fight scenes and the dialog was awesome.  I liked that there was a lot going on it was sort of a Pulp Fiction feel to it the director to Snatch didn't make Pulp Fiction.

Favorite Lines from the movie

1. I fucking hate pikeys
2. Oh, you bastard
3. so that's the kind of fight it'll be
4. Cheeky Bastard
5. and it's worth, fuck-all
6. It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent
7. I'm sweet enough
8. Tyrone you silly fat bastard
9. Hope this isn't a bad moment
10. In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?
11. Want to see if I have the minerals

Ten Great Movie Lines

1.) I know kung fu (The Matrix)
2.) I fucking hate Pikeys (Snatch)
3.) This is are land!!! (AVATAR)
4.) Your not in Kansas anymore (AVATAR)
5.) That's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb (Pineapple Express)
6.) Ladies, ladies Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizouse! (Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back)
7.) Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy because Kansas is going by by (The Matrix)
8.) I am Mclovin (Superbad)
9.) Do you feel that I'm mind fucking you right now (Get Him to the Greek)
10.) I hope your wearing a condom because I have a dirty mind (Get Him to the Greek)

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this is the best day of my life.